Post by NASH7777 on May 24, 2005 17:46:02 GMT -5
~Real Convo~
Me:Too bad the voice actor for Link died the other day eh?
Finalfantasy2213:really?
Me:yeah now we need to find another mime to take his spot.
Ha, link doesn't ever talk u goon.
It's kinda tradition that link never says anything in the games.
Only girly high pitched grunts lol
Finalfantasy2213: lol
~One Liners~
(part A)
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Me:Too bad the voice actor for Link died the other day eh?
Finalfantasy2213:really?
Me:yeah now we need to find another mime to take his spot.
Ha, link doesn't ever talk u goon.
It's kinda tradition that link never says anything in the games.
Only girly high pitched grunts lol
Finalfantasy2213: lol
~One Liners~
(part A)
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
