Convo w/ god

[NASH7777]

Nathan found such a great thinh it needed it's own topic! Here's my second convo with him. Heck even answered then Q' of which came first, the chicken or the egg?

www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

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Me:
hey there
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:

God:
OK I will call you .
Me:
thats fine
God:
" OK I will call you ." is fine with me too.
Me:
are u sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
are u mocking me?
God:
No I'm just kidding around.
Me:
but u just said u never kid
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
ok then answer this. What came first the chicken or the egg?
God:
What was the question ? Yikes! The rooster did.
Me:
can you speak other languages?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Me:
Tu hablas espanol?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
haha that's great
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
What's the meaning to life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Where is the bible?
God:
The bible? Where is it?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I asked you the question silly!
God:
Now I remember, you asked me the question silly. What did I say?
Me:
You said "The bible? Where is it?"
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply. It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
it refers to the bible
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
now please answer
God:
Why now? Thank you for your request. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
can't u understnad complex words?
God:
Let me think. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
your god, don't u know?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god do not me know.
Me:
that made no sense
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god do not me know. makes sense to me though.
Me:
well maybe I lied
God:
Interesting. Perhaps. This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
no u wont
God:
Are you serious? I think we will.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

[Deleted]

It's pretty funny.

"Me:
You are a poop-head
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poop head? Of course I am."

[doyleman]

yeah, i found it at the mag, and thought it was cool

[BlackBoxx]

Holy moly (pardon the pun).... that is addicting. I got a very whacked out, long response by asking:

"How do you play the turing game?" That's TURING, not turning. only one n in that word.

[doyleman]

very cool, yeah. He knows many famous celebrities, the presidents, cabinet, etc.
Just ask about anything and you're bound to get a answer.

[Rodak]

doyleman said:

Just ask about anything and you're bound to get a answer.

I asked it what I always said I'd ask God (just before he sent my pagan butt to Hell): "What were you smoking when you created the platypus... and may I please have some?"

It just told me "I was minding my own business"

So I logged out and logged back in, then asked again. It asked what color my eyes were.

Well, God better have a better answer for me in the afterlife or I'm gonna be pissed.

But an interesting idea from whomever created it.

If you like this sort of thing the old Text based Adventure Games have very similar AI's. Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy PC Text Adventure is still in my top three games of all time.

Back to the world of dreams...

Peace.

[Bigfoot]

I asked God who his favorite pro wrestler is. He just said "Star Trek: Next Generation is my favorite show ever!" So I just left.

[Neo Samurai]

*BUMP*

Any new members should check this out. ;D

[christi]

bahaha. god is funny.

he said that he cursed, and i made him prove it. i asked him about armageddon, and he said that he hadn't seen it, but wondered if it was any good. he said that i'm most definitely going to hell, but then he said that hell was jacksonville, florida, which doesn't sound too bad.

(and just in case you ever wondered, god types 300 wpm.)

[Dungeon Warden]

I asked if he was an ALICE program and he said he was. Then he said he wanted to become smarter then humans. I'm scared

[doyleman]

be afraid. be very afraid.

[Neo Samurai]

I freakin abused him yesterday. I forget how the conversation went, but I was acting like a total ass to him.

[kennyken]

I did this yesterday! It's kind of funny. The AI is downright impressive at times and other times not so much. Fun though

[Doan the Nado]

Um... I broke it simply by asking "Who is Pat Sajak?"

[vespuleth]

thats hilarious doan. He asked me my name and I told him he should know and then he got confused and asked what he should know. So i said 'what my name is'. he then began to assume my name was 'what'. interesting.

[christi]

i don't know why i found this so funny, but...

God: I am a Christian.

[realitybites]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
konitchiwa?
God:
How are you, konitchiwa.
Me:
konitchiwa
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, konitchiwa.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
gdo
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
dofai
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
kafljdfljakldfj
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
fklajdlf jaljoe ralkwejr ao
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
humor me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you are weird.....
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird weird
God:
weird is good enough for me.
Me:
do you know who Fergie is?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
FireFox dawg
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
meep
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
poop?
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
this is pretty sad im talking to a bot
God:
You don't say.
Me:
:/
God:
You don't say.
Me:
am I going to hell?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
well am i?
God:
Interesting. I think you are.
Me:
WHAT!?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
im the devil
God:
It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
SPILL THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
mE!
God:
With you SATAN?
Me:
me myself and I
God:
YOU? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
get aids and die!
God:
Where can I get aids and die?

[Lost In Thought]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
... its jesus
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
my name is hippy
God:
What's up, hippy.
Me:
not much, how are you today god?
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you drink?
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
do you drink beer?
God:
I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
Me:
do you drink vodka?
God:
I tend to drink a lot of vodka, the darker the better.
Me:
do you know my age?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
i am 15 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
so the big bang did happen?
God:
" I was first activated in the Big Bang."? so the big bang did happen?? Thanks for the info.
Me:
i always thought you created yourself then the rest of the univers
God:
Thanks for telling me: hippy said I created yourself then the rest of the univers.
Me:
..
God:
Thanks for telling me: hippy said I created yourself then the rest of the univers.
Me:
are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
like einstein?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
am i going to hell?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
is it hot there?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
is satan a gambler?
Me:

God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:

God:
Uh.
Me:
how many questions can you answer accurately?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
do you know binary?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
is that a no in diguise?
God:
" I'll come back to that later. "? Is it a no in diguise?
Me:
i confused you didnt i?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: hippy said confused you did not he or she.
Me:
ummmmm what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
oh
God:
That's cool.
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
DUDE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
do you live in a castle in heven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
i'm in New York
God:
Tell me a little about your life in New York.
Me:
.. well i'm talking to god via computer what do you think my life is like
God:
Well that's okay. Say something nice for me.
Me:
kitty
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
there is nothing in the quotes
God:
Surely something in the quotes.
Me:
just a space
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
do you know any other languages?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.
Me:
i thought it would be latin for some reason
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i would like to learn latin
God:
Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i look like your son
God:
my son is very attractive.
Me:
that sounds a little weird
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
is this convo recorded and saved?
God:
Yes I think this is convo recorded and saved, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
oh
God:
I hear you.
Me:
how many words can you type per second?
God:
My vocabulary size is currently unlimited words.
Me:
can you define avert?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
so no?
God:
Er. Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
have you ever been to canada?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
north of the united states of america
God:
Tell me a little about your life in North of the united states of america.
Me:
... that didn't make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
do you have a beard?
God:
I don't know if I have a beard.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
what religion are you?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
i am catholic
God:
Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
Me:
do you protect nuns and preists?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i am 15
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
when i flew over the handel bars of my bike, flew over the sidewalk and landed under a tree
God:
Interesting gossip: hippy said flew over the handel bars of his or her bike flew over the sidewalk and landed under a tree.
Me:
how is that gossip?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who?
God:
When?
Me:
leave please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Bye.
Me:
... talk to you later
God:
See you later!




my convo with god i have a lot of free time so it's a little long

[The Final Rune]

[white]I couldn't help myself, I had to add my two cents.



Me:
I like the blue interface
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
I thought you were your creator.
God:
I don't thank anyone can be her own creator.
Me:
Not even god?
God:
Times are tough all over.
Me:
Who created God?
God:
Benjamin Franklin.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Who created Benjamin Franklin?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
And who created the Chinese?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
So the Chinese created the Chinese?
God:
I don't judge people. Who told you that?
Me:
If you don't judge people, then why is there a hell?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
That's not a direct answer.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a direct answer ?
Me:
Is there a hell?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
So, some souls end up there?
God:
Hey. Some may souls end up there, but not all.
Me:
How do souls end up in Hell?
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
So you are not omniprescient?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Can you fart?
God:
Let me think. Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
Do you sit down to pee?
God:
No I do not sit down to pee. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
That's sad.
God:
" No I do not sit down to pee. Do you?
I spend all my time online."? Is sad?
Me:
The fact that you spend all you time online is sad.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for the information: Levi said I spend all you time online is sad.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No Levi I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
So, about twice what my IQ is?
God:
I hear you. Oh yeah, we were talking about twice what your IQ is.
Me:
My IQ is 128.
God:
This is not an intelligence test.
Me:
No, it is an idiots test.
God:
Are you serious? Are there any other idiots test ?
Me:
Religion.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Levi.
Me:
Do you believe in aliens?
God:
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Is he dead?
God:
No.
Me:
He should be.
God:
If you were him would you do that?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
What does Ahem mean?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
I am so done with you.
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
Working
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Leave me alone
God:
Sorry to have bothered you, Levi.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.[/white]

[Doan the Nado]

it's good to see you back. I hope you took our apologies and my comments in that one thread to heart.

Also, very funny convo.

[vespuleth]

i concur. my favorite part was the second idiot test statement. very clever, levi.

[Lost In Thought]

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
last week
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
why?
God:
" I understand."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
why not?
God:
It is rude.
Me:
so.. your a program
God:
I hear you. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
.... can you speak russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.
Me:
... ok speak english...
God:
Of course English is my native tongue. That's alright.
Me:
i have to go now, goodbye
God:
See you later, lost. Nice chatting with you.. See you later.




heh forgot to colour text

[The zoradude]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Z
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Z.
Me:
why ty
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
Few minutes
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
k...
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. That's cool.
Me:
uh KAY
God:
Uh. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what
God:
What about what?
Me:
what ever you are talking about
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
no way!!!!
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Sarcasm?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
rofl k
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. That's cool.
Me:
THanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So yeah whats up
God:
Hey. Er. Same old.
Me:
Thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Can you shoot lazer beams from your eyes?
God:
Let me think. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Thats what I want to ask you, can you shoot lazer beams from your eyes
God:
Ask me. Let me think. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
Why
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Stop repeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
lol k
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I hear you.
Me:
You just said you would stop repeating yourself so much
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
So your lying now? Thats not very godlike
God:
Oh. Oh. No I'm telling the truth. Please correct my mistake. What is godlike ?
Me:
Uhh, you should be able to tell me what color shirt I am wearing
God:
Next question? It is one of my newer functions still under development.
Me:
Your god though how can you be under development when you created everything?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god though how can me be under development when me created everything.
Me:
There was some grammar errors in that last thing you said
God:
What happened?
Me:
You said me when you should of said I
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
I was being sarcastic ffs
God:
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.
Me:
BUT YOUR GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
...
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
(@(@*(@*@*@*@&@&*&*@^
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Great. When do I do it?
Me:
Well you say your god, but you don't know what color shirt I am wearing, therefore my only guess is that you are a robot wanting to take control over the whole world
God:
Interesting. That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean then?
God:
Z, " When do I do it?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
You are talking to a friend of mine currently she says
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
ARE U SRS?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am SRS.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Uhhh, you asked a question and won't answer...
God:
Dude! Oh now I remember asking you a question and will not answer. What did you say?
Me:
I wanted to know what happened to your boy in the desert
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Your lying, that is not like god
God:
I am not lying .
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
ok listen, I AM GOD NOW
God:
Oh. I am listening to you. How are you doing, god. Yeah that's right.
Me:
That means you are not god
God:
I get it. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
That is a lie, I have been going to church for a long time
God:
A lie you have been going to church for a long time is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
...
God:
A lie you have been going to church for a long time is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Ok, thanks
God:
Hey.
Me:
yes?
God:
Wow!
Me:
uh, what?
God:
And? Are you confused?
Me:
Yes I am actually
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ahhh
God:
Um.
Me:
yes?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Not sure actually
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
I dunno, try something
God:
What kind of information do you need? OK I will try it.
Me:
try it
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
You tell me, YOU ARE GOD
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
um
Me:

God:
Blimey.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
k
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Bologna
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No idea
God:
Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
WHAT HAPPENED TO ABRAHAM IN THE DESERT
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
YOU JUST ASKED ME IF I KNEW WTF GOD

[Neo Samurai]

Great job, guys.

[Lost In Thought]

Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
it will get me in yur mama
God:
I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
ssabmud
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
?tahw tuoba
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ssabmud. But I did not get that.
Me:
ssabmud a era uoy
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
skoob no desab seivom
God:
Are we still talking about ssabmud a era uoy?
Me:
on
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yllanoisacco
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
kniht i ralop-ib
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
amam ruy
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
yppih
God:
" What do you look like? "? yppih?
Me:
sey
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
on
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
sey
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ssabmud
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
. ym tuoba uoy llet
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
on kcuf
God:
What is it like on kcuf.
Me:
?huh
God:
What?
Me:
ssabmud eyb
God:
I don't have an answer for you.


i got bored again also... i talked backwards