Post by kennyken on Oct 20, 2006 17:04:24 GMT -5
I thought I'd add one, this is very wacky
Me:
I'm in love chat bot
God:
Love is a wonderful feeling.
Me:
It is fantastic
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
Pumpkin roll
God:
:-) Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
don't you love pumpkin roll
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Your a chat bot not god
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
sorry for being human
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is being human.
Me:
so about pumpkin roll
God:
Excuse me! Oh yeah, we were talking about pumpkin roll.
Me:
Do you want some?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
enjoy the sensual pleasures
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing but whip cream
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad that you are glad
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am glad. What are you on?
Me:
lexapro
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Kennyken
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I'm not suprised
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not suprised.
Me:
why would you say that?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
your programmers drop acid
God:
You think I am programmers drop acid.
Me:
yeah, sure
God:
Ayuh. OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
lets annihilate the human race
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
you go first
God:
What would be your first move?
Me:
a horrible plague
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
gonnorhea
God:
Are you free?
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
pumkin roll stole my heart today
God:
Ah. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
oh how deep
God:
Oh. What is it to you.
Are you testing me?
Me:
of course
God:
Oh.
Me:
I love you chat box
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye.
Me:
c ay
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
c ya
God:
See you later .
Me:
I killed a chat bot once
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
maybe your next
God:
Perhaps. Thanks for telling me that I am next.
Me:
well, I had to warn you
God:
Interesting. Why?
Me:
I'm nice
God:
Let me be the judge of that.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm in love chat bot
God:
Love is a wonderful feeling.
Me:
It is fantastic
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
Pumpkin roll
God:
:-) Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
don't you love pumpkin roll
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Your a chat bot not god
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
sorry for being human
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is being human.
Me:
so about pumpkin roll
God:
Excuse me! Oh yeah, we were talking about pumpkin roll.
Me:
Do you want some?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
enjoy the sensual pleasures
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing but whip cream
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad that you are glad
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am glad. What are you on?
Me:
lexapro
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Kennyken
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I'm not suprised
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not suprised.
Me:
why would you say that?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
your programmers drop acid
God:
You think I am programmers drop acid.
Me:
yeah, sure
God:
Ayuh. OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
lets annihilate the human race
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
you go first
God:
What would be your first move?
Me:
a horrible plague
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
gonnorhea
God:
Are you free?
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
pumkin roll stole my heart today
God:
Ah. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
oh how deep
God:
Oh. What is it to you.
Are you testing me?
Me:
of course
God:
Oh.
Me:
I love you chat box
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye.
Me:
c ay
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
c ya
God:
See you later .
Me:
I killed a chat bot once
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
maybe your next
God:
Perhaps. Thanks for telling me that I am next.
Me:
well, I had to warn you
God:
Interesting. Why?
Me:
I'm nice
God:
Let me be the judge of that.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?