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Bears!
Jul 5, 2008 21:00:10 GMT -5
Post by dailycolbert on Jul 5, 2008 21:00:10 GMT -5
We all know Stephen Colbert thinks bears are the number one threat to America... What do you think is the number one threat to America, and why?
I'll go with bears for now.
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Bears!
Jul 7, 2008 17:02:01 GMT -5
Post by dailycolbert on Jul 7, 2008 17:02:01 GMT -5
Oh, I came up with a response that I think is mildly funny.
The number one threat to America is Senator Obama, because he's a secret Muslim terrorist who will enslave the white race, used to have a crazy Christian pastor, and lacks an American flag lapel pin... But then why does so much of America love him? Hmm...
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CajunGaijiin
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Bears!
Jul 22, 2008 15:06:12 GMT -5
Post by CajunGaijiin on Jul 22, 2008 15:06:12 GMT -5
The most dangerous threat to America is definitely the Alien Mind Control satellites. That's why I wear a tinfoil hat wherever I go...
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raithwall
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Bears!
Jul 28, 2008 23:11:48 GMT -5
Post by raithwall on Jul 28, 2008 23:11:48 GMT -5
I think the greatest threat is Boars... there are too many of them everywhere we look!
I also believe that World of Warcraft is a secret training organization designed to teach us how to fight them and that Blizzard is involved the government and will soon draft an army of its players to fight and save USA from the boars!
Also part of this ham of a conspiracy is South Park, whose world of warcraft episode involved the slaying of over 5 million boars!
Also, wear you tinfoil hat or Ron Howard will mind control you to run around naked.
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