raithwall
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Post by raithwall on Aug 4, 2008 7:10:03 GMT -5
When I get drunk....
....I create an interdimensional nexus and place things there without even thinking about it and they are lost forever!
Oh and tonight... I took the hose and flooded away the thousands of ants that had gathered around the trash cans outside my room and were coming in from under the doorway! My room reeks of raid now and Im about to pass out from the fumes!
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Post by Doan the Nado on Aug 4, 2008 18:39:41 GMT -5
When I get drunk....
....In the past, I have done some pretty crappy things: mess up my car, pass out in my car with it running and burn up a quarter tank of gas, sleep in a rock driveway all night, be mean to some of my best friends, and so on.
Those have been my worst drinking experiences, though. As long as I don't black out, I tend to have a pretty good time.
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Post by Bigfoot on Aug 5, 2008 12:17:19 GMT -5
When I get drunk.... I once told a girl how I really felt about her, now we don't talk that much anymore. That same night, I passed out in my car, with my seatbelt on, car door wide open with the keys still in the door. I guess my friend found me like that, and he carried me back to inside his place. But that's just the worst of it, I too usually have a good time.
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Post by dailycolbert on Aug 6, 2008 0:30:30 GMT -5
I pee.
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raithwall
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Post by raithwall on Aug 6, 2008 6:44:47 GMT -5
reminds me of a joke I heard...
how many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
one to hold the bulb, and enough booze to make the room spin.
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Post by Doan the Nado on Aug 6, 2008 17:20:30 GMT -5
That reminds me of a joke I heard....
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot. What are you, racist?
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Post by raithwall on Aug 6, 2008 20:05:04 GMT -5
That reminds me of a joke I heard.... What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What are you, racist? Subtlety aside, you do know what a "dwarf" is don't you? Their the bearded axewielding guys who love to drink from Lord of the Rings, Dungeons & Dragons, World of Warcraft, and about 1000 other fantasy games. They tend to have a robust personality and would've had a good laugh over that. Just ignore the fact that dwarves didnt have lightbulbs
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Post by Doan the Nado on Aug 10, 2008 18:34:18 GMT -5
Oh, I know. I wasn't implying your joke was racist... it just reminded me of the one that I related.
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