Post by Joey MURDERFACE! on Jan 23, 2007 19:32:03 GMT -5
before i start a never ending pour of my thoughts onto the internet. rocks, flowers, candy, retarded fish frogs, and etc are used figuratively , not literally.
this is how the boy-girl-world operates:
boys give flowers > girls frown and throw rocks
boys throw rocks > girls smile and give candy
how in the -censored- names of odin does that system work? so in theory, if boys want candy they should throw rocks because girls apparently like getting rocks thrown at them, and not give flowers because girls for some reason dont appreciate a good nice, cute looking flower.
girls admit to this too.
this isnt directed towards anyone by all means, just in general from past experiences and friends' past experiences, it just isnt prefectly clear anglish to me. there must be something on those rocks...maybe some sort of common sense inhibiting drug... i think the retarded fish frogs have something to do with this... ill just call it "God forsaken retarded fish frog infrastructure defunctioning comon sense inhibiting substance" in medical termology - GFRFFIDCSIS or simplified as WTF which produces the apparent disorder - WTFitis. lol, im having fun with this. oh crap have to go to class, ill work on this later...
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my adventure while i was away:
ok so pretty much the music dept just owned me. i walked in for my first music class and they just kind of looked at me. "hey...why are you here...you shouldnt be here, ya go away and do something with computers because this has nothing to do with your major you retarded fish frog". ...well i kind of exagerrated the situation. according to that jerk, music has NOTHING to do with MULTI-MEDIA.
multi = multiple
media = communications through video and SOUND/MUSIC.
mutlimedia = the combined use of several media, as sound and full-motion video in computer applications.
though i understood that music isnt the focus of my major, it would be nice to learn something about music so i could apply that knowledge to my major.
but after an exchange of small talk it was apparent that the class i signed up for was only for students who were currently enrolled in a pre-requisite(sp?) music class. so i left in shame with my head down... psch not really i was happy to have the day off and sign up for a more "appropriate class for my major", as quoted by the retarded fish frog jerk.
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continued,
but on with my point about rocks and candy. most of what i typed is pretty much BS (which is fun) and pure ridiculousness...which is also fun. though sometimes i just want to throw a cute good looking rock at a cute good looking girl's head and either hope it will knock the cute looking WTFitis out of her, or see if she thinks its cute and gives me a cute heaping load of candy, because either is a good deal and candy is sweet...haha unintentional pun. (hey tom this puts me another point ahead of you, douche)
so rambling is definitely something i enjoy doing.
righty then, lets save the flowers and start building catapults because every guy wants candy and girls want rocks, atleast beautiful flowers wont be picked in vain anymore...no the shower of rocks may destroy the flowers, another sacked idea... lets use bio-degradeable(sp?) paint-rocks instead, because then it will be safe for the floweroment. ok i really dont know...-censored-...
so pretty much this whole thing is just me bored, having fun BS'ing. so when will girls like flowers again? because rocks are just freaking boring.
good fact: honey is derived from flowers
....and in my opinion, honey is way better then tooth decaying candy. and general tso's chicken is better then both.
...if youre wondering why im trying to make a point on something that doesnt have a clear point to begin with, its because i've been inhaling the WTF substances off the retarded fish frog rocks while typing this whole thing out. girls and their rock throwing...it needs to stop, just like i need to stop typing.
this is how the boy-girl-world operates:
boys give flowers > girls frown and throw rocks
boys throw rocks > girls smile and give candy
how in the -censored- names of odin does that system work? so in theory, if boys want candy they should throw rocks because girls apparently like getting rocks thrown at them, and not give flowers because girls for some reason dont appreciate a good nice, cute looking flower.
girls admit to this too.
this isnt directed towards anyone by all means, just in general from past experiences and friends' past experiences, it just isnt prefectly clear anglish to me. there must be something on those rocks...maybe some sort of common sense inhibiting drug... i think the retarded fish frogs have something to do with this... ill just call it "God forsaken retarded fish frog infrastructure defunctioning comon sense inhibiting substance" in medical termology - GFRFFIDCSIS or simplified as WTF which produces the apparent disorder - WTFitis. lol, im having fun with this. oh crap have to go to class, ill work on this later...
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my adventure while i was away:
ok so pretty much the music dept just owned me. i walked in for my first music class and they just kind of looked at me. "hey...why are you here...you shouldnt be here, ya go away and do something with computers because this has nothing to do with your major you retarded fish frog". ...well i kind of exagerrated the situation. according to that jerk, music has NOTHING to do with MULTI-MEDIA.
multi = multiple
media = communications through video and SOUND/MUSIC.
mutlimedia = the combined use of several media, as sound and full-motion video in computer applications.
though i understood that music isnt the focus of my major, it would be nice to learn something about music so i could apply that knowledge to my major.
but after an exchange of small talk it was apparent that the class i signed up for was only for students who were currently enrolled in a pre-requisite(sp?) music class. so i left in shame with my head down... psch not really i was happy to have the day off and sign up for a more "appropriate class for my major", as quoted by the retarded fish frog jerk.
---
continued,
but on with my point about rocks and candy. most of what i typed is pretty much BS (which is fun) and pure ridiculousness...which is also fun. though sometimes i just want to throw a cute good looking rock at a cute good looking girl's head and either hope it will knock the cute looking WTFitis out of her, or see if she thinks its cute and gives me a cute heaping load of candy, because either is a good deal and candy is sweet...haha unintentional pun. (hey tom this puts me another point ahead of you, douche)
so rambling is definitely something i enjoy doing.
righty then, lets save the flowers and start building catapults because every guy wants candy and girls want rocks, atleast beautiful flowers wont be picked in vain anymore...no the shower of rocks may destroy the flowers, another sacked idea... lets use bio-degradeable(sp?) paint-rocks instead, because then it will be safe for the floweroment. ok i really dont know...-censored-...
so pretty much this whole thing is just me bored, having fun BS'ing. so when will girls like flowers again? because rocks are just freaking boring.
good fact: honey is derived from flowers
....and in my opinion, honey is way better then tooth decaying candy. and general tso's chicken is better then both.
...if youre wondering why im trying to make a point on something that doesnt have a clear point to begin with, its because i've been inhaling the WTF substances off the retarded fish frog rocks while typing this whole thing out. girls and their rock throwing...it needs to stop, just like i need to stop typing.
. Neediness turns girls off.
