Entertain Speech

[NASH7777]

I had a speech meet today. I got first place in both my events! I do "entertain" and "humorous duo" for my categories. Afterwards I went to my work place and they wanted me to do it for them. So I did and they laughed histerically in the workplace, a few customers even joined in to watch. Well tonight is the grocery stores employee party where all 4 grocery stores that this guy owns, they all get together and feast and and so tonight at the party I will perform it. I hope they enjoy, if today at work was any sign then it will be a blast!

I'm gunna post my speech but believe me it's a lot more funny when I perform it. I have different voices and lots of actions. Maybe I'll post a recorded version of it later. But I hope you can still get the comedy out of it. Red is my infomercial voice which every judge has REALLY liked, even some fellow speech competitors have complimented me on it.

[Doan the Nado]

That's good . Too bad we can't hear you doing it, because I'm sure that's much funnier than simply reading it. Thanks for the post.

[NASH7777]

Thanks! I performed it tonight in front of like 40 people. I had to pause for laughter through the whole thing, they all clapped and I got individual compliments throughout the entire night.

I also won a 25$ gift card to the store and also a 20$ bill, we had these raffle things. Out of the 4 stores there, ours cleaned house with winning stuff. The other kid worker I work with one a 100$ bill!!! Plus a free meal, and socializing with co-workers and was fun. I also gambled. I just gave em my money and they bought tickets. It was fun. Diminished my 20$ bill into 14$ though haha.

[Bigfoot]

That was very funny man, I laughed a few times!

I too like to point out annoying parts of infomercials, the most annoying I think are the ones with the demonstrater, and 3 skeptics to see how it works. And 1 of those people won't shut up with the "So your telling me that if you cook eggs on that pan without putting butter on it, the eggs won't stick." Demonstrator="Nope, nonstick." Skeptic="No way, get out of town."

Very interesting topic to make a speech on.

[The Smurf]

pretty funny. glad you did well.

make sure to spend that $14 wisely...


-the smurf

[rpglover88]

Yeah that is funny.

[Neo Samurai]

I had a fun time reading this. And like Doan said, it was probably a lot funnier when you read it out loud.

[Lost In Thought]

this would be funnier if you read it but the end (the side effects) read in a typical fast, infomercial voice was funny anyway

[NASH7777]

Well I got first in regionals in this speech so I got to go to state. Out of all the state competitors in this category I got 5th, which is awesome. 5th in the whole state!!!! Excepty now I'm sick and may have strept...